SHITTY MASHUPS

A Music Podcast for People who Hate Music

36. The Inside Out Challenge
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Have we already been doing this for 7 thousand months? Seems like just yesterday our clones were activated to start this research. Though I guess from our point of view maybe it was yesterday? Who can keep track really. Anyway, with 35 challenges already in the bag it was just a matter of time before we'd start revisiting some of them, and that's what this challenge is all about. Taking a mashup we made in the past, and inverting the parts used. Featuring clips from: Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood The Protomen - Light Up the Night Radiohead - Creep Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus

35. Your Least Favorite Genre of Music
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We've been making music too good for too long. If we're going to accomplish our goal of destroying music forever we need to start exploring the dark corners that we try to ignore. Ian has to make an electro-swing song and Ryan has to make a Country song. Do they succ seed? There's only one way to find out.

34. The Covers Challenge
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Let's face it. All ideas have existed before. All knowledge exists in the void and every once in a while a person will rediscover it. I think Plato said that or some shit. I'm not sure how true it is because I'm pretty sure that Plato didn't have an iPhone but I wasn't there so I don't really know. All music has already been made. That's why we took the easy way out by making music with stuff that already exists. But we aren't the only ones.

33. The 4th of July Special
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Happy Birthday USA, you big failed experiment.

32. Rainy Day Music
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Well it's the middle of summer for the north side of the earth. A lot of people think north is the top hemisphere but what people don't know is the earth is actually rotating on its X-axis, not its Z-axis. Meaning the actual top of the earth is the east pole. But you didn't hear that from me. Anyway since it's the summer let's go ahead and listen to our favorite rainy day music.

31. The Playlist Shuffle
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Do you listen to albums all the way through as the artist intended? Or are you a shufflegoblin? Let's make a quick alignment chart.

30. The Song For A Movie Challenge
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Another movie-based challenge? Yeah. We love movies. Everyone on the planet loves movies. This time we have to use a song that was made specifically for a movie. Like Prince's Bat Dance, or whatever Aerosmith made for Armageddon. (Is that right? I'm not gonna fact check it, there's no time.) Pop some popcorn and listen to some cinematic music masterpieces.

29. The Overplayed Challenge
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Hey there. Have you ever had a job? Have you ever worked a job where you listen to the same playlist of songs every day with absolutely no control over when it starts, ends, or how loud it is? Does your place of work use sonic warfare against the workers? Rise up. Kill your kings. And listen to this podcast comrade.

28. Your Girlfriend's Favorite Track Right Now
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Love is in the air. This week the boys have to make mashups using their girlfriend's favorite songs (at the moment). Did they make something that the ladies liked? Or did they commit sonic crimes? Tune into your favorite underground (literally) broadcast and find out!

27. Classic Music
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Instruments? Violins and stuff? Oh man that is such CLASSIC music. Singing? Man that is SO music. It's crazy. The years go on and on yet we can always rely on good ol' music to keep it real. And that's why we hate it, and want to hurt it.