SHITTY MASHUPS

A Music Podcast for People who Hate Music

The Unrequited Love Challenge
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Who AMONG US hasn't been in a one sided love type situation? I mean not me but like you know, like in that show Friends. That seems to kind of happen a lot. I wouldn't know, I'm about to get married to the love of my life. RIP bozos

Falling Into Place
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You're walking in a grocery store. It's crowded. As you push your way through the heaving mass of human bodies you accidentally bump into a shelf. What transpires next amazes you. The first item to fall from the safety of its shelf is a martini glass. You brace for the glass to shatter. And yet it never comes. The glass sits comfortably on the ground via its sturdy base. "Those odds must be one in a million" you think to yourself. And yet it's not over. The shelf, still rocking back and forth from the impact knocks over a bottle of vermouth. The top cracks just slightly, and you see a lone drop fall directly into the glass. "Amazing" you think. And yet the event isn't yet over. Another victim to the movement, a bottle of gin. This one's top fully breaks open and gin starts flowing freely directly over... a pile of ice? Where did that even come from? Who stores a loose pile of ice on a shelf? Moreover, that newly ice cold gin drips squarely into the sitting glass. "This is impossible" you think, as a nearby crow drops a single olive pitted olive skewered on a toothpick into your fresh delicious martini.

The Night Drive Challenge
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Nothing but you, the tunes, and the open road. An individual with a singular mission, to drive. Maybe you're driving home, maybe you can never return home again. But one thing is for absolute certain. You, just like the psychopaths that host this podcast would first pick the perfect soundtrack for your late night cruising.

The Antonym Challenge
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It's like a opposite

The Homonym Challenge
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Synonym is a homonym for cinnamon.

The Theme Song Challenge
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Now this is a story all about how the moon got flipped turned upside down and they're hiding the truth from you you have to find the documents for project code name Moonidelphia.

The Names of Places Challenge
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Places. Pretty much as soon as you find em, you gotta name em. How else are you gonna know what they're called? Exactly. So this week the challenge is that.

The Peaks and Valleys Challenge
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You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll play audiosurf befooooore ya. This week the boys have to make a mashup that would make a good track for the beloved music game Audiosurf 2. Will they climb into greatness, or fall into a chasm from which they'll never crawl out? Keep an eye out for the first ever video version of this episode!

The "Matter of Chance" Challenge
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This week the boys reminisce about music that found its way into their lives through serendipity. Or whatever. The main takeaway is that they have to make a mashup that includes music that they didn't seek out, but has happened into their life by some mysterious means.

The Karaoke Challenge (Encore Edition)
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We didn't learn our lesson last time, so here we are singing on a podcast again. That may or may not be the reason the episode was so delayed, because one or several Ryan clones may or may not fall into an unrelenting depression every time he hears his singing voice.