SHITTY MASHUPS

A Music Podcast for People who Hate Music

18. Political Songs
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Bash the fash, baby! That's right, we're going fully political. On top of that we got Krog helping with the editing now. He's smart as hell but editing is a skill that takes practice. Help us raise dissent against [REDACTED BY THE OFFICE OF THE MUSIC RESEARCH FACILITY]

17. The Mashy's Awards Ceremony
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It's everyone's favorite time of the year! The Mashy awards! Take a trip down memory lane with the boys in the center of the earth and see what mashups over the last year will receive special recognition. And don't worry, you'll still be getting another new episode on Friday as usual.

16. Instrumental Music
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Welp, we messed up. Ryan is in the Isolation Cube sweating out a particularly bad case of Moon Madness. Does that mean we stop? Absolutely not. Science waits for no one. The challenge this week is to use a purely instrumental song as a backing track. Who will come out on top and who will get shot into the vacuum of space in the center of the earth? Tune-in to this top secret broadcast to find out!

15. Cartoon Theme Songs
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Cartoon themes are almost always bangers. They bring to mind memories of hearing your favorite show coming on and running across the house to watch. Cracking open a Caprisun and an ice cold Otter Pop. Eating a raw Pop-Tart and getting taken to a new world of new experiences. Do Millennials spend too time trying to relive the glory days of the 90s? Yeah probably. So why in the world wouldn't we try to capitalize on that?

14. The Mama's Boy Challenge
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This one goes out to the hardest working people we know: our moms! Kick your feet up and ease into the weekend with some tracks hand picked by some very special ladies.

13. Children's Music
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Is there any genre of music more polarizing? Kids love it, Parents hate it. Except the one's that obsess over a certain children's media company that happens to own like 90% of film studios. All hail the mouseopoly! If any episode is gonna get us sued it's definitely this one. Enjoy it before it gets DMCAed!

12. Slow It Down
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Cutting a song's BPM in half might not sound like much. Okay maybe it does. But you know why? Because it's a LOT. Who will take home the gold this week? Tune in to find out!

11. This One's For The Gamers
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We all knew this was coming. It's real gamer hours here at the center of the earth. We have our various controllers and... other videogame paraphernalia. High Scores? You better believe it. Get those big numbers. Big jumps, big shoots, big Mario. You know how when he eats the mushroom and gets big? I love that.

10. The Karaoke Challenge
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The boys at the Center of the Earth are well practiced with messing with other people's music... but what about their own? This week each challenger must sing the vocal track for one of the songs used. Does Ian, a professional musician have the edge? Or is Ryan just the GOAT? Tune in to find out.

9. Not Your Daddy's Mashup
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What are your favorite dad-rock songs? Are you a Kiss fan? Stones? Maybe you're like my dad and don't listen to music at all because your heart isn't capable of forming emotions. Either way the boys in the center of the earth have brought some bangers. Though one of the tracks might be considered... mom-rock??? Who can say for certain. Argue about it on our twitter @shitty_mashups